Motherfreaking son of a misbegotten whore
I don’t believe in hypothetical situations, Mr. Donaghy, that’s like lying to your brain.
Kenneth Parcell, 30 rock
Found this outside a restaurant, wonder where the rest is?

Found this outside a restaurant, wonder where the rest is?

just when i think i’ve seen everything, Internet happens. bless its twisted soul.
codrafee-gatrosca-gilfane:

cognitivedissonance:

illsevenyournine:

omolara-oolong:

kyssthis16:

thusspakekate:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE



beautiful burn.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP

DAAAMNNN

A+++

Oh yes.



If a man ALSO… So as long as the man doesn’t lieth with a woman there’s no problem.

codrafee-gatrosca-gilfane:

cognitivedissonance:

illsevenyournine:

omolara-oolong:

kyssthis16:

thusspakekate:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE

beautiful burn.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP

DAAAMNNN

A+++

Oh yes.

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If a man ALSO… So as long as the man doesn’t lieth with a woman there’s no problem.

gastrogirl:

poached egg on toast with roasted asparagus.

Somebody needs to make me one of those magic eggthings: the softboiled(?) egg without a shell! I know water and a little vinegar or something, but why it doesn’t turn out more like a scrambled egg, is beyond me…

gastrogirl:

poached egg on toast with roasted asparagus.

Somebody needs to make me one of those magic eggthings: the softboiled(?) egg without a shell! I know water and a little vinegar or something, but why it doesn’t turn out more like a scrambled egg, is beyond me…

kristaferanka:

americanninjax:

nautilid:

trebaolofarabia:

ruem:

corncobs:

clayyount:

3 page comic about birds I did for PUMMEL.

my heart

Oh jesus this needs more notes!

This is perfect, and really sad.

Steve and Karen? Those are my parents’ names. 

This is beautifully drawn and hilarious

becky was trippin’


I have a sudden need to go outside and throw toothpicks all over the place…

Marie…

Marie…

Misha, Sebastian and Matt about a Supernatural drinking game

(x)

Next time…

youngbadmanbrown:

urbanarboriculture:
Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth.  The chair took about eight years to grow
 This dude spent eight years growing a chair

Wonder how it will look in 21 years…? 64? 87? 193?

youngbadmanbrown:

urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth.  The chair took about eight years to grow


This dude spent eight years growing a chair

Wonder how it will look in 21 years…? 64? 87? 193?

I like chocolate. It’s dark and warm. What I imagine a hug would be like.
Jennifer “J”, My first mister

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I blame my great-grandparents…

Only the closed mind is certain, sir.
Dean Spanley, Dean Spanley
I’m learning to be brave in my beautiful mistakes
Crystal ball by Pink/Billy Mann
This does nasty things to my fear of needles.

This does nasty things to my fear of needles.

windowswide:

don’t ever let white boys who wear flip flops tell you shit

Or any other color, or any other gender, or pants or anything really: Don’t ever let anyone tell you shit.